If you are one of the unfortunate souls to suffer from what I refer to as the “Great Geitzoo” body type, tiny shoulders and body topped with a disproportionally large mushrooming head, never fear- there is hope. Strive Performance has the cure. Redemption can be found in Strive Performance strength training and eating more like a man than a bird. God gave us weights to lift and meat to eat. Help yourself to a steady dose of both.
Back off your PETA-friendly diet and ballerina workout. And while you’re at it, go ahead and pay your taxes too, especially if you are going to be the head of the IRS. Then, climb back onto your rightful place at the top of the food chain as a non-hypocritical law abiding citizen. Lastly, if you choose to be a weasel, at least try not to look like one. Have your prescription filled for this and other unsightly and otherwise uncureable diseases at Strive Performance.